martes, 10 de marzo de 2009

Squall "Emo" Leonheart

The protagonist who wasn't bishie enough to be blonde. The leader of the crack team that Umbrella sent in against Oprah, he is quiet, reserved and quite possibly gay or at least faking his love of Rinoa after becoming a wuss and whining after the useless bitch. He likes strutting his ass in tight leather and assures his team that his leather fascination is merely to put Oprah off. It is pointed out by Zelda Dincht that he does not, in fact, have to wear the leather until they fight Oprah. Squall responds with a bitchslap to his face.

He is the original emo, and soon became the inventor of identity theft when he stole the name of an FII character. He also makes a cameo appearance in the sequel, Mobile Suit Gundam SeeD Destiny. His name was changed to Leon when he appeared in Kingdom Hearts, mainly because Donald Duck had an aneurysm whenever he tried to pronounce 'Squall'.


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